As the first week comes to a close here, I have to admit it feels a little anti-climactic..(not, you know, last episode of Lost bad…but still!) Not a lot happened today, Sunday’s are very quiet around the ol’ Shawz house. So, please enjoy these Dad jokes instead of an entertaining article.
“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”
“Why did the chicken coop have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!”
“Dad, can you put my shoes on? Nah son, they won’t fit me”
“Girlfriend – I’m so sick of you pretending to be a detective, we should split up. Man – you’re right, we can cover more ground them”
Thanks, and try the fish! 😀