So I’ve come to a hard realization, that running to near death won’t be enough, especially if I keep eating quintuple baconators. As much as I like eating, my teenage metabolism has long, long since gone away…and been replaced with ear hair.
Meals at home have never been a problem, as I’m blessed with a lovely wife who makes healthy suppers already…. (probably the only reason I haven’t had numerous heart attacks!) The main problem is that whilst at work, I enjoy much of the finer things in Tim Hortons…I mean life. But what to do? Lots and lots of books and videos have been released promising fantastic results if I only eat nothing but grapefruit, or bacon…So after much deliberation, I’ve decided on the “looks like me” diet plan..confused? Allow me to explain…
Let’s say I walk into your standard fancy restaurant, you know one with a fancy one word name…..Wendy’s, Mcdonald’s, KFC (I know it’s an abbreviation, work with me here!) If at least 50% of the people in there have my basic body shape (let’s say…pear) then it’s probably not a good life choice to eat there…seems like a simple enough plan, no? And if the restaurant is at least 50% unwashed hippie, then it’s probably an excellent life choice….though I probably should watch what I touch…
Now if only Planet Organic sold Baconators…..
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